Toilet Paper Doesn't Come With Instructions Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.

toilet paper
doesn't come with
instructions
so i'm going to
tell you exactly
how it works.
it's over
not under.
happy married life

• letterpress printed folded card
• with light grey envelope
• blank inside
• 3.5 x 5 inches
• made in portland, oregon
• by hat+wig+glove