Pull Up Your Fly Birthday Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.

i don't know why you even bother to try to pull up your fly anymore
happy birthday

• letterpress printed folded card
• with light grey envelope
• blank inside
• 3.5 x 5 inches
• made in portland, oregon
• by hat+wig+glove