More People Are Killed By Vending Machines Letterpress Card

the original hat+wig+glove card line offers something mildly offensive for almost everyone you know. from discouragement to blunt observations, we've got you covered.

More people are killed
by vending machines
than by sharks

• letterpress printed folded card
• with light grey envelope
• blank inside
• 3.5 x 5 inches
• made in portland, oregon
• by hat+wig+glove